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I'd hate to have a kid like me. ↗


— Bill Watterson


#humor

Look for a wave shaped like an A. An A. Hmm. I saw Zs and H's and Vs. I saw the Hindi alphabet and the Thai alphabet. I saw Arabic script. I saw no As. Finally I gave up, and chose the next wave that would have me, which turned out to be a poor move. There is a moment, shortly after one accepts the imminence of one's demise, when it occurs that you could be elsewhere: that if you simply left the house a little later, or lingered over a Mai Tai, you would not be here now confronting your mortality. This moment occurred just as I encountered a very large (from my perspective), rare and surprising wave. A wave that was pitching and howling, and it really had no business being where it was - underneath me. The demon wave picked me up, and after that I have only a a vague recollection of spinning limbs, a weaponized surf board, and chaotic white water, churning together over a reef. I decided surfing was not for me. I generally no longer engage in adrenaline rush activities that carry with them a strong likely hood of life-altering injury. (p. 138) ↗


— J. Maarten Troost


#business

What state do you live in? Denial. ↗


— Bill Watterson


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Emma: This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance. Kitty: I'm sorry. I was busy remembering to put all my clothes on. ↗


— Joss Whedon


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Fools live life; intellectuals only think thoughts arising from borrowed knowledge. That is why fools enjoy life while so called wise people are busy posting tweets about life. Unfortunately, I am a wise man. ↗


— Saurabh Sharma


#humor #inspiration #intellctuals #life #motivation

You're such a cynic," Molly said. "I think cynics are playful and cute. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #molly-carpenter #change

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #change

I realized then what had happened. She had turned us--all of us, except for Mouse--into great, gaunt, long-legged hounds. Wonderful!" Lea said, pirouetting upon one toe, laughing. "Come, children!" And she leapt off into the jungle, nimble and swift as a doe. A bunch of us dogs stood around for a moment, just sort of staring at one another. And Mouse said, in what sounded to me like perfectly understandable English, "That bitch. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #karrin-murphy #leanansidhe #molly-carpenter #mouse

I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #mind #change

I'm trying to be diplomatic. The wisdom of my ass is well-known. If I didn't lip off to them, after shooting my mouth off to faerie queens and Vampire Courts--plural, Courts--demigods and demon lords, they might get their feelings hurt. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #sigrun-gard #change






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