#humor

This scene takes place after make-up sex after Akira(uke) sees Kyousuke(seme) out with a female co-worker and misunderstands the situation. Akira: “Kyousuke ... Bring a guy next time you want to go out, so there wont be any misunderstandings, okay?” Kyousuke: (Turning to face Akira with a stern look) “What are you talking about? Wouldn't that be worse?” Akira: “Huh?” Kyousuke: “I'm gay, remember? (you knew that)” Akira: “Ah ...(right) ↗

— 龍川 和ト

#love

A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A famous philosopher, Stormin' Norman Pleimann once said,"When the money is low, love will blow. ↗

— Norm Pleimann

#love

If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him. ↗

— Alan Moore

#steve-aylett #writers #love

He made a careful rehearsal of some of their bits of talk--why had she said this? what had she meant by that? why had she done the other? He dwelt on these matters with an absorbed speculation, and with a young man of Ogden's temperament speculation was but the first step on the way to love. ↗

— Henry Blake Fuller

#love

The more I know mankind, the more I love mt dogs. ↗

— Unknown Author

#inspirational

It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your ancestors fought in the Crusades and were often mentioned in despatches, and you cringe like a salted snail at the thought of appearing as Santa Claus before an audience of charming children who wouldn't hurt a fly. It's enough to make an aunt turn her face to the wall and give up the struggle. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humorous #wodehouse #change

I’m sure her vagina isn’t sticking out.” I look at Poppy. “Jesus, it’s not sticking out is it?” “Go say something encouraging to that girl, Warren.” I pull Lilla’s arm along, because I’ll be damned, if there’s a hideous vagina sticking out I’m not foregoing this shit alone. ↗

— Pella Grace

#romance #love

I worked in a grocery store my whole life, Honey-girl. I know what lonely housewives think of this.” “I meant the baby, Jerk.” “Attached to me.” “You think you’re cute, don’t you?” “Are you honestly asking me this? I know you’re not debating it. ↗

— Pella Grace

#romance #swagger #love

For the love of mercy, I cannot walk into mediation with a swollen vagina, Cash. Please.” I smile against her thigh, rubbing my scratchy face against the softness of her skin. “Is that what I’m doing?” Innocence—fuck no. I can’t even fake that shit. ↗

— Pella Grace

#romance #love