#humor

I feel like a brand new bitch. ↗

— Amelia Gray

#humor #humor

No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed. ↗

— E.A. Bucchianeri

#computer-hackers #computers #funny #geek #geek-humor

That's great. Except for the fact that it's completely unimportant. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #humor

Miro, I'm so sorry. I always felt such pity for you humans because you could only think of one thing at a time and your memories were so imperfect and . . . now I realize that just getting through the day without killing somebody can be an achievement." It gets to be a habit. Most of us manage to keep our body count quite low. It's the neighborly way to live. ↗

— Orson Scott Card

#patience #relationships #humor

Of all the secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the most divine was humor. ↗

— Rebecca Wells

#humor

Hell, I suppose if you stick around long enough they have to say something nice about you. ↗

— Ava Gardner

#critics #humor #humor

It [soccer] would be much more interesting if every so often, the ball spontaneously exploded. ↗

— Michelle Madow

#humor

Living is about clucking your tongue and enjoying the sound. ~Slater ↗

— Ted Dekker

#living #slater #humor

Did Dad have a blog about me or something? “My Daugther Sophie and Why You Should Al Follow Her and/or Marry Her. ↗

— Rachel Hawkins

#humor

If her rump were any stiffer, she'd break it every time she rides', I thought to Pounce. 'If she fell on the steps, they would never be able to put her together again', he replied. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#humor #insults #tamora-pierce #humor