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You can't have everything ... where would you put it? ↗


— Steven Wright


#humor

Not to be rude, but it was all pointless," I noted from across the room. Four eyes narrowed at me. "What? I said 'not to be rude'. That's like saying 'God bless them' right after you say bad things about someone. It means it doesn't count! ↗


— Molly Harper


#rationalizations #humor

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#philosophy #humor

But Harry . . . even if we had met and married three years ago, you’d still say it wasn’t enough time.” “You’re right. I can’t think of a single day of my life that wouldn’t have been improved with you in it.” “Darling,” she whispered, her fingertips coming up to stroke his jaw, “that’s lovely. Even more romantic than comparing me to watch parts.” Harry nipped at her finger. “Are you mocking me?” “Not at all,” Poppy said, smiling. “I know how you feel about gears and mechanisms. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#romance #humor

Well, it's like I have a GPS inside me," I told them. "One of the talking ones. I tell it where I want to go, and it tells me, Go twenty miles, turn left, take Exit Ninety-fourm and so one. It can be pretty bossy, frankly. Their eyes widened. "Really?" said one. No you idiot," I said in disgust. "I don't know how it works. I just know it has an unfailing ability to point me in the opposite direction of a bunch of boneheads. ↗


— James Patterson


#humor

[Leafpool] waved her tail in greeting as she padded past Cloudtail and Daisy; as she left the clearing she heard Cloudtail meowing, "This time try to pretend I'm a badger and I'm going to eat your kits." "But my kits really like you," Daisy protested. ↗


— Erin Hunter


#daisy #humor #warriors #humor

A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off. ↗


— Victor Hugo


#humor #humor

My neighbor raised a shaking index finger to point at the saguaro. "That moving cactus...and the big bug...and you, you spooky bastard. What are you? I stuffed my hands in my pockets and grinned winningly at him. "Why, I'm the Antichrist, of course. ↗


— Kevin Hearne


#humor

This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#humor

As far as I'm concerned, I'm a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy. ↗


— Ann Coulter


#politics #humor






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