#humor

Since I enjoy intelligent conversation, I generally want an IQ that's larger than the bra size.” “So, if I’m a drooling idiot, you’ll leave me alone? ↗

— Ann Bruce

#intelligence

There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better. ↗

— Tom Robbins

#philosophy #humor

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it. ↗

— Ellen Goodman

#life #materialism #society #truth #humor

Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do. Sigh. LIfe can be so tough sometimes. ↗

— Brandon Sanderson

#leadership #humor

Life it too short to deal with crazy people. ↗

— Karen E. Quinones Miller

#patience #sanity #humor

You fiddle lucker!' she cried. ↗

— Scott Westerfeld

#cussing #humor #humor

No matter where you go, there you are. ↗

— Keith Caserta

#philosophy-of-life #humor

I built my marriage brick by brick. And I destroyed it blanket by blanket.  ↗