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People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers who are such meek morons that they don't have the guts to ask for a living wage. ↗


— Joan Bauer


#truth #dreams

A GI dreams about a long-haired dictionary because it always opens to the same page. ↗


— Edward R. Prisk


#dreams

Surely,' I said, 'you don't think that you are going to die because you dreamed you saw your old father; if one dies because one dreams of one's father, what happens to a man who dreams of his mother-in-law? ↗


— H. Rider Haggard


#mother-in-law #dreams

When you really want something, when you lust, seek, desire, await, anticipate or expect, when you sit in front of the TV after the late news twirling a plastic spoon in a bowl of lukewarm skim milk and saturated puffs of Special K, praying for nine or so hours to pass so that you can check the morning mail to see if the college accepted, the one-night stand wrote, the tax refund arrived or Publisher's Clearing House made you the winner of a dream house in Wisconsin, when you're really looking forward to something, that's when Fortuna dispatches a couple of her handmaidens to drop a load of shit on you. ↗


— Martin Clark


#fatalism #truth #dreams

Guitar makes even have a word for these baby-boomers-who-alwyas-wanted-to-be-great-guitarists-and-now-have-the-money-to-indulge-those-dreams: dentists ↗


— Tim Brookes


#music #dreams

On behalf of all that is good and melodic, Ludwig van Beethoven, I apologize. ↗


— Sarah Strohmeyer


#music #dreams

Get out of bed and feed me already, person! ↗


— Rachel Cohn


#food #humor #food

Eragon looked back at him, confused. "I don't understand." "Of course you don't," said Brom impatiently. "That's why I'm teaching you and not the other way around. ↗


— Christopher Paolini


#humor #education

Gym should be illegal. It's humiliating. ↗


— Laurie Halse Anderson


#gym #humiliation #humor #p-e #physical-education

Who said to kill does not require gentleness? ↗


— Nawal El Saadawi


#humor #education






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