#humor

It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America. ↗

— David Sedaris

#humor #humor

We have to be rid of all paradigms, I mean all, and go to that place where all paradigms dissolve. That’s what this certainly is all about; especially the scary paradigms. Do you really think that we are all going to Hell, or even Heaven? This is not about punishment and reward. We already have the reward. It’s the grace of this journey into the heart of the Creator and being a part of that creation. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

If we want less and less, we may in fact receive more and more of what we need. It may work like that. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

You can go back to blacksmithing in Hintindar and live a quiet happy life. Do me a favor and marry some pretty farm girl and train your son to beat the crap out of imperial knights." "Sure," Hadrian told him. "And with any luck he'll make friends with a cynical burglar who'll do nothing but torment him. ↗

— Michael J. Sullivan

#hadrian #humor #royce #funny

Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd. ↗

— David Lynch

#absurdity #after #because #becomes #bloody

I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ↗

— Ashleigh Brilliant

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If you plan on becoming sick then guess what - you may get sick. If you don’t plan on being sick you might get sick, but you won’t feel victimized. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

It’s when we limit our choices that we begin to hone in on what we really want to do. This gives us direction – but what if we choose to do something that doesn’t turn out the way we thought we were directed? Then we deal with that until the next choice. In a sense, every day we get to redefine ourselves. Of course, that definition gets to be redefined in its time. And that’s how we keep evolving. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Every once in awhile, have a really good argument with yourself. I mean really get pissed off. Take both sides. Then look in the mirror, and in the middle of the argument say, “You know, you’re a pain in my butt. I’m not arguing with you. Get lost. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Everybody generalizes from one example. At least, I do. ↗

— Steven Brust

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