#humor

I’m not even sure I’m going to see that Colin Farrell wanna-be again.” “What happened?” “Walked in on him and the bartender in the bathroom last night at Lotus. Usually, that wouldn’t bother me, but the bartender had a mullet. Can you imagine, a mullet in 2012? So sad, Travis obviously has tragically bad taste. ↗

— Tamara Larson

#humor #imagination

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? ↗

— Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

#children #children-s-books #humor #humour #illustrated-books

Blew it up his nose. That woman should have cards printed: 'Dr. Evan Wilson, Imaginative Medicine a Specialty. ↗

— Janet Kagan

#stating-the-obvious #imagination

90% of the game is half mental. ↗

— Yogi Berra

#math-humor #humor

It is harder to crack prejudice than an atom. ↗

— Albert Einstein

#inspirational #science #humor

We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care. ↗

— Will Smith

#inspirational #humor

And...I think that's what life is all about, actually, about children and flowers. ↗

— Audrey Hepburn

#inspirational #humor

For you, I am like a child. For others, I am very wise. ↗

— Santosh Kalwar

#inspirational #love #humor

I find the humor in life, and laugh easily ↗

— Doreen Virtue

#humor

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. ↗

— Patty Carey

#humor