#humor

My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it's what you need when, well, it's what anyone needs in this world. ↗

— Warwick Davis

#anyone #armed #humor #me #need

It's very hard to write humor. ↗

— Mark Strand

#humor #very #write

Love is when you love someone’s spirit as much as their body, even if their spirit has departed and their body is buried wherever you hid it. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#death #dying #funny #humor #love

Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim to what I call the Ready- Aim-Aim-Aim Syndrome. You must be willing to fire ↗

— T. Boone Pickens

#humor

I could still see that Pauline was one of the most beautiful girls I had ever met, but of the ancient fire which had caused me to bung my heart at her feet that night at the Plaza there remained not a trace. Analysing this, if analyzing is the word I want, I came to the conclusion that this changed outlook was due to the fact that she was so dashed dynamic. Unquestionably an eyeful, Pauline Stoker had the grave defect of being one of those girls who want you to come and swim a mile before breakfast and rout you out when you are trying to snatch a wink of sleep after lunch for a merry five sets of tennis. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#beauty

We do not take humor seriously enough. ↗

— Konrad Lorenz

#humor #seriously #take

Deke: 'You know what I'm wonderin'?' Malachi: 'No, and to tell the truth, I don't care' Deke: 'I'm wonderin' how you've managed to live to the ripe old age of 36, when it's a known fact that you've been brain-dead since birth' 'Strength of will', was the flat reply ↗

— Lynn Turner

#age

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T. ↗

— Robert Lynn Asprin

#leadership #leadership

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect. ↗

— Jean Cocteau

#mirrors #relativity #humor

You just noticed? You're slow... ↗

— Tite Kubo

#humor #manga #weird #humor