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I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ↗


— Ashleigh Brilliant


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If you plan on becoming sick then guess what - you may get sick. If you don’t plan on being sick you might get sick, but you won’t feel victimized. ↗


— Art Hochberg


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It’s when we limit our choices that we begin to hone in on what we really want to do. This gives us direction – but what if we choose to do something that doesn’t turn out the way we thought we were directed? Then we deal with that until the next choice. In a sense, every day we get to redefine ourselves. Of course, that definition gets to be redefined in its time. And that’s how we keep evolving. ↗


— Art Hochberg


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Every once in awhile, have a really good argument with yourself. I mean really get pissed off. Take both sides. Then look in the mirror, and in the middle of the argument say, “You know, you’re a pain in my butt. I’m not arguing with you. Get lost. ↗


— Art Hochberg


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Everybody generalizes from one example. At least, I do. ↗


— Steven Brust


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But for my own example, I'd never believe one little kid could have so much brains! ↗


— Bill Watterson


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.....he kissed me right on my gonna-see-God. ↗


— Alice Clayton


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Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some. ↗


— Stephen Colbert


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Of the seven deadly sins, anger is possbly the most fun. To lick your wounds, to smack your lips over grievances long past, to roll over your tongue the prospect of bitter confrontations still to come, to savor to the last toothsome morsel both the pain you are given and the pain you are giving back--in many ways it is a feast fit for a king. The chief drawback is that what you are wolfing down is yourself. The skeleton at the feast is you. ↗


— Frederick Buechner


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If it’s always a feeling of just not being good enough – well you gotta let that one go – big time! ↗


— Art Hochberg


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