#humor

For an age we stood there like that, me holding him by the collar of his jacket and kissing him for all I was worth, him standing there, hands up like I was frisking him with no idea what to do about it. It. Was. Awesome. ↗

— Rosemary Clement-Moore

#romance #age

There are two kinds of death, namely; the poor man's death on earth while he's still alive, and the normal physical death after old age. ↗

— Michael Bassey Johnson

#humor #age

But Clary never found out what it wasn't, because there was a cry of "Jace!" and Alec appeared, breathless from pushing his way through the crowd to get them. His dark hair was a mess and there was blood on his clothes, but his eyes were bright with a mixture of relief and anger. He grabbed Jace by the front of his jacket. "What happened to you?" Jace looked affronted. "What happened to me?" Alec looked at him, not lightly. "You said you were going for a walk! What kind of walk takes six hours?" "A long one?" Jace suggested. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#humor #jace #mortal-instruments #anger

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues. ↗

— Molly Harper

#humor #anger

Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems. ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#puck #anger

Why can't I go to Idris with you, then? Because it's not safe for you there O and it's safe for me here? I've been nearly killed almost a dozen times in the past month. That's because Valentine has been concentrating on the two Mortal Instruments that were here. He's going to shift his focus to Idris now. We all know it-- We're hardly as certain of anything as all that. And the Clave wants to meet Clarissa. You know that, Jace. The Clave can screw itself. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#determination #humor #anger

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at. ↗

— David Sedaris

#humor #anger

Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter. ↗

— Nenia Campbell

#humor #insults #sarcasm #anger

Do what you gotta do - see what happens. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye ↗

— Jesse Petersen

#zombies #anger