#humor

Pen-bereavement is a serious matter. ↗

— Anne Fadiman

#pen #pens #writers #writing #humor

My name might be similar, but I'd never say 'Laters, baby. ↗

— Jennifer Probst

#fifty-shades-of-grey #humor #maximus-gray #humor

Jem, I ain't ever heard of a nigger snowman," I said. ↗

— Harper Lee

#humor

Shut the front door! ↗

— Jaci Burton

#vulgarity #humor

Elevate those guns a little lower. ↗

— Andrew Jackson

#humor

I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show. ↗

— Lisa Lutz

#humor

If a bout of "creepy face" sets in, the trick is to look away from the camera between shots and turn back only when necessary. This also limits how much of your soul the camera can steal. ↗

— Tina Fey

#humor

hope your birthday is hot hot hot ↗

— Jeff Kinney

#humor

I'm not pessimistic, just realistic. ↗

— Jazz

#humor

I can be humbler than anyone. ↗

— George R.R. Martin

#humility #humor #irony #humor