#humor

Big hat, no cattle. ↗

— Kate Quinn

#humor

There is no romance without finance. ↗

— John Fox

#humor #love #love

Wouldn't want to tarnish my image by looking like a good guy. ↗

— Janet Evanovich

#money

Music ↗

— Music

#music #music

Lord of the Muck. ↗

— Ottilie Weber

#revenge #family

I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders. ↗

— Woody Allen

#humor #death

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way. "It's three thirty in the morning." "Okay. Want coffee? ↗

— Darynda Jones

#coffee #humor #humor

Nobody knows anything...... Not one person in the entire motion picture field knows for a certainty what's going to work. Every time out it's a guess and, if you're lucky, an educated one. ↗

— William Goldman

#humor #luck #education

I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, said Death, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #death

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot ↗

— Agatha Christie

#humor #the-patriotic-murders #beauty