#humor

Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies. ↗

— Russell Brand

#humor #inspirational #satire #humor

You have come to earth to entertain and to be entertained. ↗

— Paramahansa Yogananda

#inspiration #humor

For women, shoes are the most important. Good shoes take you good places. ↗

— Seo Min Hyun

#humor #inspirational #shoes #humor

Life is good, and there's no reason to think it won't be--right up until the moment when everything explodes into a fireball of tiny, unrecognizable fragments, or it all goes skidding sideways, through the guardrail, over the embankment, and down the mountain. This will happen (and probably more than once). ↗

— Michael J. Fox

#inspirational #realistic #humor

Masalah adalah apa yang kamu anggap masalah ↗

— Pidi Baiq

#inspirational #humor

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane. ↗

— Robin P. Williams

#inspirational #humor

Don't count your owls before they are delivered. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #inspirational #humor

Life is like a recycling center, where all the concerns and dramas of humankind get recycled back and forth across the universe. But what you have to offer is your own sensibility, maybe your own sense of humor or insider pathos or meaning. All of us can sing the same song, and there will still be four billion different renditions. ↗

— Anne Lamott

#life #humor

I used to work at McDonald's making minimum wage. You know what that means when someone pays you minimum wage? You know what your boos was trying to say? "Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it's against the law. ↗

— Chris Rock

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Writing is my passion, not my job. I need to write as much as I need to breathe, if not more. ↗

— A.E. Croft

#humorous #inspirational #writing #inspirational