#humor

Nobody wants to be interrogated in his brothel suit ↗

— Lindsay Buroker

#humor

Sicarius wore his usual guess-my-thoughts-if-you-can-mask, though she sensed he did not approve. ↗

— Lindsay Buroker

#humor

It is on!" Aech shouted into his comlink. "it is on like Red Dawn! ↗

— Ernest Cline

#war-cry #humor

Ok kiddo, turn off the Xbox and lets get some grub." "Awww Mom!" "Don't you awww Mom me. You need to eat a decent meal, mister. However will you rule the world if you're malnourished? People aren't going to follow a skinny guy with patchy hair and no teeth, buddy. It's just not DONE. ↗

— Nicole Hamlett

#humor

We do not tell old friends beneath our roof-tree that they are an offence to the eyesight. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humor

Then they both smiled the exact same smile. Narcissism times two. Oh, get a room already. ↗

— Devon Monk

#humor

Go to her," Grimalkin said, backing away. "Wake her up. I will attempt to rouse Goodfellow once more. Perhaps he will waken if claws are applied in a strategically important area... ↗

— Paul Adams

#grimalkin #humor #humor

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#humorous #humor

I don’t trust people with empty-stomach breath to tell me what taste is. ↗

— Tracie Egan

#humor

If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse. ↗

— Christian Lander

#food #humor #white-people #food