#humor

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good. ↗

The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. ↗

Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too. ↗

As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone. ↗

If you tell me I'm sensible in addition to normal and wise, I'm going to punch you in the stomach. ↗

33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins.   ↗

I’ve got a way with love. Away with love. ↗

Face it girls. I'm older and I have more insurance. ↗

Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon. ↗

If love were a variety of dog, I’d want mine hot. I’d take my love with ketchup and mustard. ↗