#humor

Nature has a pretty sick sense of humor. ↗

— Kelly Braffet

#josie #kelly-braffet #nature #humor

Sometimes it's hard to believe what you are. ↗

— Riyadh Razzaq

#humor #inspirational #life #philosophy #attitude

Yes, I know this narrative is crowded with beautiful women - Mrs. Pearson, Mrs. Maycott, Mrs. Lavien, Mrs. Bingham. We might form a cricket team of beautiful women. I cannot help it if they are the ones who excite my notice and so trouble myself to describe. ↗

— David Liss

#beauty

She was thirty-five, and she did not look a minute younger. ↗

— Cherie Priest

#humor

Hunter was bipolar, for crying out loud. He had checked into the nut house on more than one occasion and, honestly, I was already starting to feel the anxiety of living together. I would need to get my martial arts skills up to par to deal with this lunatic. I knew that I would also need to pick up a copy of Kill Bill at my next convenience and take notes as I watched, just in case a fight happened to break out in the kitchen. Also, at night, I had decided that I would need to sleep with either a small pistol or a flamboyant hunting knife under my pillow for a quick grab, in case he skipped his meds one night and decided to kill me. I needed to be prepared for the unthinkable. ↗

— Chase Brooks

#crazy #fight #humor #art

Men det var verre på Institutt for kommunikasjon, for der snakker ingen av de ansatte med hverandre lenger. Det er like sant, og like paradoksalt morsomt, som at de ansatte på Praktisk-pedagogisk utdanning ved Det utdanningsvitenskapelige fakultet utvilsomt er Blinderns dårligste forelesere. ↗

— Helene Uri

#men

A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the winners are allowed under the blanket. Sorry, fellas, but there is nothing I can do about the situation. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Did you ever have a conversation with different parts of yourself. Try it. It can be fun. You never know what you have to say to yourself. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

You know you can be as sweet as you want, or as tough as you want, or both at the same time. ↗

— Art Hochberg

#inspirational #art

Real men don't make salad ↗

— Pete Decker

#men