#humor

If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he would spend the other half listening. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #puns #equality

Hindoo wisdom long ago regarded the world as the dream of Brahma. Must we hold with Fichte that it is the individual dream of each individual ego? Every fool would then be a cosmogonic poet producing the firework of the universe under the dome of the infinite. ↗

— Henri-Frédéric Amiel

#humor #philosophy #dreams

If you're alive, kick into drive. Chase whimsies. See if you can turn dreams into a way to make a living, if not an entire way of life. ↗

— Kevin Smith

#dreams #goals #humor #inspirational #dreams

It is very fascinating to observe one Ngwa politician who is dreaming of becoming the future governor of Abia State Nigeria,yet he/she does not know what he/she does'nt know. ↗

— Prof Charles Nwosu

#dreams

Dreams are playgrounds of unicorns :D ↗

— JaMiee

#dreams

You should see his older brother,” said Jem. “Makes Gabriel look sweeter than gingerbread. Hates Will even more thanGabriel, too, if that’s possible. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#will-herondale #humor

To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door. ↗

— Laurie Halse Anderson

#humor

Nicholas: I know you, brother. You've been threatened with matrimonial pursuits before. Why are you really here? William: I received an invitation. Nicholas: Not from me you didn't. William: Of course not from you, brother. Parliament would go up in flames before I receive a social invitation from you. ↗

— Donna MacMeans

#invitation #parlimament #romance #education

It wasn't all that different from any particularly demanding boarding school, except that of course nobody ever went home for the holidays and we had a lot of brain surgery. ↗

— Kage Baker

#humor #education

Here's to another year and let's hope it's above ground. ↗

— Carol Shields

#humor #living #age