#humor

Hexen stehen immer zwischen Birken ↗

— Walter Moers

#horror #humor #humor

Dora appeared, placing Alex's coffee in front of him."Your girlfriend is a wonder, honey,"she siad to him, squeezing willows shoulder. Willow's smile turned strained at the word "girlfriend. He could see her wanting to correct the woman and then deciding to let it pass. ↗

— L.A. Weatherly

#humor

I suppose you're right about some perspectives. Just a few weeks ago, I thought you were a dickhead. ↗

— Mary E. Pearson

#humor

Vortexy. "Is that even a word?" I ask myself "You're talking to yourself, so who the hell cares?" I reply ↗

— Gayle Forman

#humor #humor

Forget him, he's just another red-shirted extra making a cameo appearance in our lives. ↗

— Adrian McKinty

#humor

Where's the pleasure in bein' the winner if the loser ain't alive to know they've lost? ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#losing #winning #humor

After all, moms were appreciated only on Mother's Day. That's why they invented it. So they could treat you like a household appliance the rest of the year. ↗

— Leslie Meier

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You can't put something together again unless you've torn it apart first. ↗

— Steven Brust

#humor

The flowers like me back. ↗

— John H. Carroll

#flowers #humor #humor

It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet. ↗

— George W. Bush

#bushism #children #dungeon #humor #internet