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Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first? — Riley Poole ↗


— Ann Lloyd


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Evey Hammond: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. Evey Hammond: Well I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is ↗


— Alan Moore


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The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


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If I feel the urge to burst into flames, I'll let you know," Simon was getting fed up. "Look, did you actually ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I'm something in a petrie dish? Next time I'll send you a photo." "And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," Jace said, but he didn't sound as if his heart was in the sarcasm. "Look, I asked you here for a reason, not to stare at you. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common." "Totally awesome hair?" Simon suggested ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #simon-lewis #humor

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul. ↗


— Kim Harrison


#humor #management #humor

Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her. ↗


— Gena Showalter


#lords-of-the-underworld #romance #seduction #humor

Sit, Phantom!" Ivy cooed. "On your bottom!" "Oh, for goodness' sake!" Gabriel put down his book and pointed a longer finger at Phantom. "Sit," he commanded in a deep voice. Phantom looked sheepish and sank straight to the floor. Ivy scowled in frustration. "I've been trying to get him to do that all day! What is it with dogs and male authority? ↗


— Alexandra Adornetto


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He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer. ↗


— Shannon Hale


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I am not sure I trust you." "You can trust me with your life, My King." "But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back. ↗


— Megan Whalen Turner


#humor #wine #humor

If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised. ↗


— Dorothy Parker


#harvard #humor #innuendo #naughty #yale






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