#humor

Also-and this is critical-you are not ugly." She blinked. Nick's eyes danced with amusement. "Remember, Isabel. It was your brother who said it. I would not dare to take credit for such pretty words. I would have said something more pedestrian. It takes a great orator to come up with -" "Not ugly." She gave a little shake of her head. "What a lovely compliment. ↗

— Sarah MacLean

#isabel #nicholas #love

Love means never having to shave your back. ↗

— Devan Sipher

#love #the-wedding-beat #weddings #love

This scene takes place after make-up sex after Akira(uke) sees Kyousuke(seme) out with a female co-worker and misunderstands the situation. Akira: “Kyousuke ... Bring a guy next time you want to go out, so there wont be any misunderstandings, okay?” Kyousuke: (Turning to face Akira with a stern look) “What are you talking about? Wouldn't that be worse?” Akira: “Huh?” Kyousuke: “I'm gay, remember? (you knew that)” Akira: “Ah ...(right) ↗

— 龍川 和ト

#love

A blanket could be used to show love, by providing warmth, comfort, and an itchiness of desire that cannot be satisfied by a single scratch. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

A famous philosopher, Stormin' Norman Pleimann once said,"When the money is low, love will blow. ↗

— Norm Pleimann

#love

If we loved Steve Aylett, really loved him in the way that he deserves, a selfless love that genuinely wanted nothing save his happiness and comfort, we'd lobotomise him. ↗

— Alan Moore

#steve-aylett #writers #love

He made a careful rehearsal of some of their bits of talk--why had she said this? what had she meant by that? why had she done the other? He dwelt on these matters with an absorbed speculation, and with a young man of Ogden's temperament speculation was but the first step on the way to love. ↗

— Henry Blake Fuller

#love

The more I know mankind, the more I love mt dogs. ↗

— Unknown Author

#inspirational

It would take more than long-stemmed roses to change my view that you're a despicable cowardy custard and a disgrace to a proud family. Your ancestors fought in the Crusades and were often mentioned in despatches, and you cringe like a salted snail at the thought of appearing as Santa Claus before an audience of charming children who wouldn't hurt a fly. It's enough to make an aunt turn her face to the wall and give up the struggle. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#humorous #wodehouse #change

I’m sure her vagina isn’t sticking out.” I look at Poppy. “Jesus, it’s not sticking out is it?” “Go say something encouraging to that girl, Warren.” I pull Lilla’s arm along, because I’ll be damned, if there’s a hideous vagina sticking out I’m not foregoing this shit alone. ↗

— Pella Grace

#romance #love