#humor

Charna's Guts! ↗

— Darren Shan

#mr-crepsley #humor

Mister..." "Wrexion." Chase supplied with great dignity. "Mr.Hugh G. Wrexion. ↗

— Julie Anne Long

#humor

For what good turn? Messenger: For the best turn of the bed. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#humor

A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I believe the phrase is, "If looks could kill."
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble. ↗

— Sinclair Lewis

#endure #human #human being #humor #insults

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

Oh yeah, and Spader was hanging out with a penguin" -Bobby Pendragon ↗

— D.J. MacHale

#humor

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. ↗

— P.G. Wodehouse

#love #humor

I blush to think of her beholding my work," Verl confessed. So do we," Newel assured him. ↗

— Brandon Mull

#fablehaven #humor #love #mull #newel

Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh! ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #life #experience