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Do go on,' he said. 'There's nothing I enjoy more than listening to a highly trained intelligence leapfrogging common sense and coming to the wrong conclusions. It gives me renewed faith in parliamentary democracy. ↗


— Tom Sharpe


#intelligence #faith

Making endings sound the same isn’t just bad poetry, it also slanders everyone with a superior posterior. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #poetry #funny

You’ve lost faith in yourself? Isn’t that rich? A god who’s become a self-atheist! ↗


— Orson Scott Card


#faith

If I could tell you only one thing about my life it would be this: when I was seven years old the mailman ran over my had. As formative events go, nothing else comes close; my careening, zigzag existence, my wounded brain and faith in God, my collisions with joy and affliction, all of it has come, in one way or another, out of that moment on a summer morning when the left rear tire of a United States postal jeep ground my tiny head into the hot gravel of the San Carlos Apache Indian reservation. ↗


— Brady Udall


#introduction #faith

And Poppy, remember that someday you will meet a frog who will turn into a handsome prince." "Good," Beatrix said. "Because all she's met so far are princes who turn into frogs." "Mr. Bayning is not a frog," Poppy protested. "You're right," Beatrix said. "That was very unfair to frogs, who are lovely creatures. ↗


— Lisa Kleypas


#courtship #hathaways #humor #poppy #humor

Cassius shook his head and sighed "I want to have just one conversation with you that doesn't required GPS to navigate. I'm not asking for the world-just one normal conversation. We used to talk. Remember that? ↗


— Gabrielle Evans


#serious #faith

Where were you born?" "On a battlefield," [Yossarian] answered. "No, no. In what state were you born?" "In a state of innocence. ↗


— Joseph Heller


#humor

One, and two, and three, four, five. Keep fighting like this and you will die," Janco sang. ↗


— Maria V. Snyder


#humor

He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor. ↗


— J.D. Salinger


#humor

There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner. ↗


— John Grogan


#marley-and-me #humor






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