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I wish there existed philosophical delivery stations, where a person could call up and order an answer to such questions as, “Does life have meaning, and what’s the meaning of meaning?” Then a delivery guy with a thick German mustache would show up at your door within thirty minutes with an answer. And you could order a large two-topping answer for only 9.99, plus tip. ↗
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What do I mean when I say I love Gale? I don't know. I did kiss him last night, in a moment when my emotions were running so high. But I'm sure he doesn't remember it. Does he? I hope not. If he does, everything will just get more complicated and I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite. ↗
Was it a test?" she asked. "I mean,I know I'm still knew at this,I'm still a rookie. Did you hang back to test me, to see if I'd handle it alone?" "Well, kind off"he said. "Actually,no,nothing like that. My shoelace was untied.That's why I was late" "I could have been killed because you were tying youe shoelace?!" "An untied shoelace can be dangerous" Skulduggery said. "I could have tripped" She stared at him. A moment dragged by. "I'm joking" he said at last. She relaxed "Really?" "Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful. ↗
