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#humorous

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humorous




A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.


Elizabeth Jane Howard


#rainy-day #humor

It’s alright, Kitten,” Bones said. “He won’t shoot.” Tate lowered his gun, even as the sudden dizziness from blood-loss made me sway. Bones took my gun and casually handed it to Juan, who gapped at him in amazement. “You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that. My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine.” “And well she should have,” Bones agreed. “She’s mine. Kitten, and no one else’s.


Jeaniene Frost


#humor

What did Finnick Odair want?” he asks. I turn and put my lips close to Peeta's and drop my eyelids in imitation of Finnick. “He offered me sugar and wanted to know all my secrets,” I say in my best seductive voice. Peeta laughs. “Ugh. Not really.” “Really,” I say. “I'll tell you more when my skin stops crawling.


Suzanne Collins


#humor

This is the sixty-nine," I told him, presenting the magazine in front of him. I put my fingers -- two of them -- on the action, so that he would not overlook it. "Why is it dubbed sixty-nine?" he asked, because he is a person hot on fire with curiosity. "It was invented in 1969. My friend Gregory knows a friend of the nephew of the inventor." "What did people do before 1969?" "Merely blowjobs and masticating box, but never in chorus.


Jonathan Safran Foer


#humorous #sex #humor

Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,


Steven Pinker


#humor #humorous-quotations #funny

He [Iggy] started reaching for things around the table, and his hand landed on Total. “You’re black.” “I prefer canine-American,” said Total.


James Patterson


#humor

I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve.


Laurie Halse Anderson


#boring-books #humorous #humor

Maybe you'll win when hell freezes over." He raised an eyebrow. "That could be easily arranged.


Aimee Carter


#humor

Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.


Dean Koontz


#humor

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.


Carroll Bryant


#humorous #solemnity #humor






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