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#humour

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humour




May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch


Keisha Keenleyside


#anger #funny #happy #humor #humour

Finalement, le plus grand bénéfice du métier d'humoriste, et plus généralement de l'attitude humoristique, dans la vie, c'est de pouvoir se comporter comme un salaud en toute impunité, et même de pouvoir grassement rentabiliser son abjection, en succès sexuels comme en numéraire, le tout avec l'approbation générale. (La possibilité d'une île, Daniel 1,1)


Michel Houellebecq


#laugh #attitude

The human body is the best work of art.


Jess C. Scott


#beauty #body #body-image #dancer #desire

For some reason she found that Allan Harrington's attitude of absolute detachment made the whole affair seem much easier for her. And when Mrs. Harrington slipped a solitaire diamond into her hand as she went, instead of disliking it she enjoyed its feel on her finger, and the flash of it in the light. She thanked Mrs. Harrington for it with real gratitude. But it made her feel more than ever engaged to marry her mother-in-law.


Margaret Widdemer


#humour #mother-in-law #attitude

She shivered as he left her to go to the fire, and find water and cloths. He leaned into the light, and brightness and shadows moved across his body. He was beautiful. She admired him, and he flashed a grin at her. Almost as beautiful as you are conceited, she thought at him, and he laughed out loud.


Kristin Cashore


#beauty

Cheat? Good heavens, this is an amateur cricket match amongst leading prep schools, I'm an Englishman and a schoolmaster supposedly setting an example to his young charges. We are playing the most artistic and beautiful game ever devised. Of course I'll cunting well cheat. Now, give me my robe and put on my crown. I have immortal longings in me.


Stephen Fry


#beauty

Very sweetly, he always told her he loved her just the way she was. Although, honestly he had no idea. She shuddered to think what she would really look like if she stopped waxing, plucking, highlighting, manicuring, applying make-up and dressing with care and concentration.


Carmen Reid


#humour #image #makeup #self-confidence-image #beauty

So? I know lots of beautiful women. Nova wanted to chase... I merely obliged her by running.


D.D. Chant


#broken-city #funny #humour #novel #beauty

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the road less traveled by and they CANCELLED MY FRIKKIN' SHOW. I totally shoulda took the road that had all those people on it. Damn.


Joss Whedon


#humour #irony #show-business #wit #business

He begged hard, and said he couldn't play—a plausible excuse, but too thin; there wasn't a musician in the country that could.


Mark Twain


#mark-twain #music #musican #music






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