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#humourous

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humourous




Oh my god, two days ago I fell in love with the girl of my dreams. Tonight I find out she's insane


Jill Mansell


#dreams

Never say no to now


Benny Bellamacina


#humourous #life #philosophy #wisdom #life

In love, one always begins in deceiving oneself, and one always ends in deceiving others.


Oscar Wilde


#love

While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#humor #humourous-situations #jeopardy #jingle #love

Jimmy held on to the reins for dear life, and thought that a horse was about the most slippery creature to sit on that he had ever met. He slithered first one way and then another, and at last he slid off altogether and landed with a bump on the ground. Sticky Stanley and Lotta held on to one another and laughed till the tears ran down their faces. They thought it was the funniest sight in the world to see poor Jimmy slipping about on the solemn, cantering horse.


Enid Blyton


#horseback-riding #horses #humourous #laughing #reins

The gate is perfectly simple," Temeraire said. "There is only a bar across the fence, which one can lift very easily, and then it swings open; Nitidus could do it best, for his forehands are the smallest. Though it is difficult to keep the animals inside the pen, and the first time I learned how to open it, they all ran away," he added. "Maximus and I had to chase after them for hours and hours--it was not funny at all," he said, ruffled, sitting back on his haunches and contemplating Laurence with great indignation.


Naomi Novik


#humourous-situations #funny

Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.


Taylor Swift


#life #moment #change

The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again.


George Miller


#food #humourous #food

Let's chow, and then we'll get our books," Tony said. Just as the door was about to close behind us, he added, "You act like you've never had food before.


Rebecca Maizel


#food

...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.


Joshua Donellan


#humorous #humour #humourous #food






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