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#humourous

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humourous




While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy.


E.A. Bucchianeri


#humor #humourous-situations #jeopardy #jingle #love

The great artists of finance like Morgan and Rockefeller weren't deflected. They wanted and got money, just simple money. What they did with it afterward is another matter. I've always felt they got scared of the ghost they raised and tried to buy it off.


John Steinbeck


#money

Words can be meaningless. If they are used in such a way that no sharp conclusions can be drawn.


Richard P. Feynman


#richard-feynmann #thought-provoking-humourous #thought-provoking

Many feel that writers are a dime a dozen, so the goal is to break through and make it to the value of a penny.


Wil Zeus


#philosophical #thought-provoking-humourous #thought-provoking

Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take cash or credit." So there's that.


Taylor Swift


#life #moment #change

It doesn’t matter anyway!” Patrick couldn’t sit down. He couldn’t. “It’s not like sex is anything to shout about! It’s icky, and the guy never wants to wear a condom, and I have to give a frickin’ health and safety lesson every time I give a blow job because they think I’m stupid, and I know you can get shit from giving head, and I’m not putting that thing in my mouth unless I get a written fucking guarantee that it’s not going to drop off or explode or give me some life-threatening disease or mutant antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea!


Amy Lane


#life

Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It’s like a homepage without a scroll button?


Dennis Lehane


#lifestyle #teenagers #lifestyle

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...


Terry Pratchett


#humourous #death

The trouble with eating Italian is that 5 or 6 days later, you're hungry again.


George Miller


#food #humourous #food

Let's chow, and then we'll get our books," Tony said. Just as the door was about to close behind us, he added, "You act like you've never had food before.


Rebecca Maizel


#food






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