#idiot

I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot. ↗

— Michael Vartan

#i #idiot #just #like #look

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? ↗

— George Carlin

#anyone #driving #ever #faster #going

If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport. ↗

— Laura Davenport

#idiots #sky #humor

Miles exhaled carefully, faint with rage and reminded grief. He does not know, he told himself. He cannot know... "Ivan, one of these days somebody is going to pull out a weapon and plug you, and you're going to die in bewilderment, crying, "What did I say? What did I say?" "What did I say?" asked Ivan indignantly. ↗

— Lois McMaster Bujold

#idiot #humor

To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one! ↗

— Vera Nazarian

#exceptions #fool #fools #idiot #idiots

It isn't against the Law to be an idiot. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#idiot #infernal-devices #law #nephilim #shadowhunters

It will take time to restore chaos ↗

— George W. Bush

#bush #george-bush #idiot #president #president

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. ↗