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Never attribute to malevolence what is merely due to incompetence


Arthur C. Clarke


#incompetence #social #humor

riley: give me a romantic comedy any day. rhoan: your jest a girly-girl at heart, arent you? riley: takes one to know one, bro.


Keri Arthur


#humor #keri #masculinity #rhoan #riley

When you feel like throwing rocks, make sure they're ones no one can throw back.


Rebecca McKinsey


#boldness #humor #words #wordsmithing #humor

The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.


Lev Grossman


#humor

It stands to reason that anyone who learns to live well will die well. The skills are the same: being present in the moment, and humble, and brave, and keeping a sense of humor. (361)


Victoria Moran


#dying #humility #humor #living #mindfulness

Personally, if I were trying to discourage people from smoking, my sign would be a little different. In fact, I might even go too far in the opposite direction. My sign would say something like, "Smoke if you wish. But if you do, be prepared for the following series of events: First, we will confiscate your cigarette and extinguish it somewhere on the surface of your skin. We will then run you nicotine-stained fingers through a paper shredder and throw them into the street, where wild dogs will swallow them and then regurgitate them into the sewers, so that infected rats can further soil them before they're flushed out to sea with the rest of the city's filth. After such time, we will sysematically seek out your friends and loved one and destroy their lives." Wouldn't you like to see a sign like that?


George Carlin


#humor #smoking #funny

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.


Augusten Burroughs


#drinking #humor #humor

Jace was very pale, with hectic spots like fever on his cheekbones. "But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he had the Sword with him when he came down to the cells and taunted me through the bars. It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace #valentine #humor

Well, why did you kill Jeremiah? And don't bother feeding me some story about how you just happened to wander along after he spontaneously died. I know you did this.


Cassandra Clare


#humor #jace #valentine #humor

It is better to take the other road, even if it's longer. Get a car, maybe" Green Eyes


A.G. Billig


#romance #short-story #inspirational






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