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Never met such a Gorgon . . . I don't really know what a Gorgon is like, but I am quite sure that Lady Bracknell is one. In any case, she is a monster, without being a myth, which is rather unfair.


Oscar Wilde


#funny

Ay, that I had not done a thousand more. Even now I curse the day—and yet, I think, Few come within the compass of my curse,— Wherein I did not some notorious ill, As kill a man, or else devise his death, Ravish a maid, or plot the way to do it, Accuse some innocent and forswear myself, Set deadly enmity between two friends, Make poor men's cattle break their necks; Set fire on barns and hay-stacks in the night, And bid the owners quench them with their tears. Oft have I digg'd up dead men from their graves, And set them upright at their dear friends' doors, Even when their sorrows almost were forgot; And on their skins, as on the bark of trees, Have with my knife carved in Roman letters, 'Let not your sorrow die, though I am dead.' Tut, I have done a thousand dreadful things As willingly as one would kill a fly, And nothing grieves me heartily indeed But that I cannot do ten thousand more.


William Shakespeare


#evil #final-words #gallows #insult #monologue

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.



Winston Churchill


#drunkenness #retort #classics

Say what you like about my bloody murderous government,' I says, 'but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.


Edward Abbey


#bloody #country #government #i #insult

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.


Kami Garcia


#insult #beauty

We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled.


Mason Cooley


#compliments #insults #leave #prepared #us

I didn't respond well to a firm hand and insults.


Terry Bradshaw


#hand #i #insults #respond #well

Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time.


Suzanne Fields


#both #humor #insult #often #powerful

To limit the press is to insult a nation; to prohibit reading of certain books is to declare the inhabitants to be either fools or slaves.


Claud-Adrian Helvetius


#certain #declare #either #fools #inhabitants

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.


Derek Landy


#dumb-people #humor #humorous #insult #stupidity






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