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Peter to Austin: "Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.


Dani Alexander


#gay #glbt #humor #insults #mm

8:58 We go to McDonald's. The woman in front of me in line spends more than five seconds contemplating her order. This infuriates me, "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?? MC-SEABASS?? IT'S THE GODDAMN MCDONALDS'S MENU, IT'S BEEN THE SAME FOR TEN YEARS! IT'S ALL MCSHIT!JUST ORDER!


Tucker Max


#insult #mcdonalds #humor

She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappropriate future moment.


Gail Carriger


#insult-to-a-werewolf #humor

You mean he came to your school? The scandalous rodent-loaf!


Laini Taylor


#insults #rodents #humor

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.


Andrew S. Hinkinson


#insult #looks #funny

And since when is stealing people's possessions the call of God? you are all hypocrites who have suddenly come into power, and you don't know how to handle it


Dalia Sofer


#funny #insult #septembers-of-shiraz #funny

I’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?



Jarod Kintz


#insult #insulted #insulting #money #money

If a mark of affection can sometimes be taken for an insult, perhaps the gesture of love is not universal: it too must be translated from one language to another, must be learned.


Kim Thúy


#insult #language #love

He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.


Brigham Young


#insult #rage #inspirational

Never insult anyone by accident.


Robert A. Heinlein


#anyone #insult #never






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