#invented

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. ↗

— Sid Caesar

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God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. ↗

— Ralph Steadman

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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. ↗

— Victor Borge

#caught #cure #died #disease #father

One of my other nicknames was Thomas Edison, because I invented so many moves. ↗

— Earl Monroe

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Nothing is invented, for it's written in nature first. ↗

— Antoni Gaudi

#nature #written #nature

I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born. ↗

— Martha Stewart

#before #born #even #good #good thing

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#convenient #deity #drunk #excuse #getting

I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like. ↗

— Coco Chanel

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I don't think 'Twilight' should be approached like 'Batman.' Because it is an invented kind of world, especially this one, I think it's got to be done with a sense of enjoyment to it I guess more than anything. So I never thought of anything as making fun of it, but kind of reveling in the melodrama of it. It's a melodrama. ↗

— Bill Condon

#approached #batman #because #done #enjoyment

Music was invented to confirm human loneliness. ↗

— Lawrence Durrell

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