#kid

When I was a kid and got in trouble, I'd always say, Mom, I'm in trouble. Well, Mom, I'm in trouble. ↗

Our first priority is our kids. ↗

Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks. ↗

— Nick Cannon

#crack #everyone #got #kid #oh

But in terms of the code by which we go to market - it's not telling kids to supersize, we're not selling them, generally, products, in the advertising we do to them. ↗

— Jim Cantalupo

#code #generally #go #kids #market

I don't care if my jokes are appropriate for a kid. ↗

— Drew Carey

#care #i #jokes #kid

Parents are key when it comes to keeping kids off drugs. Good parenting is the best anti-drug we have. ↗

— Mel Carnahan

#comes #good #keeping #key #kids

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people. ↗

— Allan Carr

#elton john #i #john #loads #met

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things. ↗