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I always use the same guitar; I got this guitar years and years ago for nine pounds. It's still got the same strings on it. ↗

— Brian Eno

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I do sometimes look back at things I've written in the past, and think, 'I just don't remember being the person who wrote that.' ↗

— Brian Eno

#being #i #i do #in the past #just

I would like to thank the press from the heart of my bottom. ↗

— Nick Faldo

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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#during #give #had #haven #hour

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#gift #giving #guilt #keeps

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#confuse #fame #helen #keller #madonna

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#been #companion #dinner #done #go

To look and feel my best, I watch my calories and exercise. ↗

— Kim Kardashian

#calories #exercise #feel #i #look

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#bathing #bathing suit #care #comfortable #feel

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

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