#lad

Lady Luck finally saw fit to shine her light on me but life taught me to share. Welcome to the light. ↗

— Kristen Ashley

#lady-luck #lexie #ty #life

I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement. ↗

— Cynthia Payne

#excitement #glad #haven #i #married

A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off. ↗

— Ginnetta Correli

#death #humor #lady #life #woman

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. ↗

— Emo Philips

#asked #caught #childbirth #either #ever

Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect. ↗

— Lou Diamond Phillips

#because #bra #clothes #eyebrows #heels

We are taught to consume. And that's what we do. But if we realized that there really is no reason to consume, that it's just a mind set, that it's just an addiction, then we wouldn't be out there stepping on people's hands climbing the corporate ladder of success. ↗

— River Phoenix

#climbing #consume #corporate #hands #just

I dated a lot of girls all through high school, and in college I dated a young lady for about eight months. ↗

— Danny Pintauro

#college #dated #eight #high #high school

In America, after 9/11, and after the death of bin Laden, and after two wars, one of them fought, a lot of people think, on false pretenses, and definitely post the Patriot Act, there are a lot of these questions about what can we do to our citizens in order to prevent the next attack. ↗

— Gideon Raff

#act #after #america #attack #bin

Single ladies, the only thing we need to be rescued from is the notion that we need to be rescued. ↗

— Mandy Hale

#being-single #life #loving-your-life #loving-yourself #not-settling

I know I'm 25 now, but there's still that little lad inside me who likes his dad there to see him. ↗

— Jamie Redknapp

#him #his #i #inside #know