#lemons

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. ↗

— Alfred Newman

#flavors #furniture #lemonade #lemons #living

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#lemonsquote #life

When life gives you lemons, make assless chaps. ↗

— Angie West

#lemons #life

I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. ↗

— Ron White

#life #party #life

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#ford #insanity #lemons #life

when life gives you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch the world ask how you did it. ↗

— Tori Truax

#life

When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons ↗

— Vince Guthrie

#life

As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don't want to be a lemon, you don't have to be! Just don't let those lemons rub themselves all over you! And you don't even have to save them! Let lemons be lemons! One of the most important things that I have ever learned, is that I don't have to save people. ↗

— C. JoyBell C.

#inspirational-attitude #inspirational-life #inspirational-quotes #lemons #life-and-living

If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand. ↗

— Elizabeth Gilbert

#glorious #lemonade #lemons #life #make

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ↗

— Cathy Guisewite

#funny #lemons #funny