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Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#humor #literature #reading #humor

My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband. -Penelope Featherington ↗


— Julia Quinn


#julia-quinn #marriage #humor

I froze, shocked. (And don't try to clam that you did anything different the first time a government bureaucrat pulled a gun on you.) ↗


— Brandon Sanderson


#humor #humor

I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#dangerous #fire #firearm #gun #guns

Neither torch nor dagger," Annabeth said firmly. "There is a third test, which I will pass." "A third test?" the pater demanded. "Mithras was born from rock," Annabeth said, hoping she was right. "He emerged fully grown from the stone, holding his dagger and torch." The screaming and wailing told her she had guessed correctly. "The big mother knows all!" a ghost cried. "That is our most closely guarded secret!" Then maybe you shouldn't put a statue of it on your altar, Annabeth thought. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor

My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me. ↗


— Diana Wynne Jones


#humour #lying #salvation #humor

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles. ↗


— Michael Grant


#humor

His mother?" Gracie couldn't believe it. Suzy Denton looked much too young to be his mother. And much too respectable. "But you're not a-" She cut herself off in mid-sentence as she realized what she'd almost let slip. Suzy's wedding ring clicked against the steering wheel as she gave it a hard smack. "I'm going to kill him! He's been telling that hooker story again, hasn't he? ↗


— Susan Elizabeth Phillips


#humor #lies #mother #humor

I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes. ↗


— Patton Oswalt


#gender #humor #masculinity #romance #romance-novels

The Sims is an escapist vehicle for people who want to escape to where they already are, which is why I thought this game was made precisely for me. ↗


— Chuck Klosterman


#humor






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