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Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?


Kathy Reichs


#virals #humor

Just so you know, I hate camping. I'm not so much appreciating the fact that there's no bathroom out here. 'Nature calls' while walking in nature is on my list of least favorite things. You tigers, and men in general, have it so much easier than us girls.


Colleen Houck


#humor

Tyler lies back and asks, "If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing?" I say, goodnight. The headliner hangs down in shreds from the ceiling and Tyler says, "Clawing at the lid of her coffin.


Chuck Palahniuk


#humor

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.


Garrison Keillor


#humor

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.


Eoin Colfer


#genius #humor #humor

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #misattributed #spoonerism #wordplay #humor

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.


Bertrand Russell


#cooking #fragrance #humor #idealism #metaphors

Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.


Seth Grahame-Smith


#humor

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.


Cory Doctorow


#little-brother #humor

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


Graham Chapman


#silliness #humor






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