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Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#him #listen #person #talks #who

Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#dust #empty #erudition #into #out

Genealogy, n. An account of one's descent from a man who did not particularly care to trace his own. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#care #descent #did #genealogy #his

Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

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Become the leader of your life. Lead yourself to where you want to be. Breathe life back into your ambitions, your desires, your goals, your relationships. ↗

— Steve Maraboli

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. ↗

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

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Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

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