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When you mimic everyone, sometimes authority figures really don't appreciate it which is not an original story. And pretty much every comedian has some tale of that.


Hank Azaria


#authority #authority figures #comedian #every #everyone

I don't think I was a good comedian.


Brigitte Bardot


#good #i #think

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.


Todd Barry


#certain #certain things #comedians #comic #else

I love mixing with comedians when I'm working with them, but when I'm not I don't feel the need to hang around with them.


Jack Dee


#comedians #feel #hang #i #i love

I don't think anyone's particularly conscious of thinking suits are the thing, but when you see a comedian on stage in jeans and a t-shirt it doesn't matter how good they are - it always looks like amateur hour when they walk onto the stage.


Jack Dee


#amateur #anyone #comedian #conscious #good

I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.


Jack Dee


#almost #become #came #comedian #comedy

If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.


Jack Dee


#badly #become #comedians #failed #i

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.


Voltaire


#audience #comedian #god #laugh #playing

My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.


Steve Buscemi


#discovered #get #greatest #hope #sitcom

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.


Jimmy Carr


#comedian #find #funny #happen #i






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