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When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.


Adam Sandler


#actor #become #comedian #excited #get

I've been doing comedies but I'm not a comedian.


Seann William Scott


#comedian #comedies #doing #i

I'm a performer, comedian, entertainer, writer and director.


William Shatner


#director #entertainer #i #performer #writer

To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.


John Leguizamo


#comedian #gotta #way #you

Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience.


Shelley Berman


#audience #before #comedian #inside #performance

I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction.


Bobby Darin


#comedians #comics #distinction #great #i

I was stuck in the benefits of being a known comedian.


Andrea Martin


#benefits #comedian #i #known #stuck

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.


Patton Oswalt


#comedians #death #dried #early #eighties

Shut up…let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you’re just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough...I don’t even think about women anymore. I think about you.


Louis C.K.


#louis-ck #love #romance #unrequited-love #love

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.


Anthony Anderson


#comedian #funny #happens #i #just






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