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My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.


Dave Chappelle


#anything #asked #comedian #doing #else

The trouble with most comedians who try to do satire is that they are essentially brash, noisy and indelicate people who have to use a sledge hammer to smash a butterfly.


Imogene Coca


#butterfly #comedians #essentially #hammer #most

I didn't become a comedian to work this hard.


Chelsea Handler


#comedian #hard #i #work

I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this.


Gene Wilder


#anthony hopkins #any #called #comedians #did

I don't consider myself a comedian because I don't really concern myself too much with jokes.


Paul Rudd


#comedian #concern #consider #i #jokes

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.


Louie Anderson


#autograph #blew #boy #comedian #devastated

When you mimic everyone, sometimes authority figures really don't appreciate it which is not an original story. And pretty much every comedian has some tale of that.


Hank Azaria


#authority #authority figures #comedian #every #everyone

I don't think I was a good comedian.


Brigitte Bardot


#good #i #think

I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.


Neil LaBute


#audience #cares #character #comedian #his

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.


Drew Carey


#become #comedian #had #i #life






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