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Memoria - fie memoria individuală, fie memoria colectivă care este cultura - are o dublă funcție. Una, într-adevăr, e să conserve anumite date, cealaltă să cufunde în uitare informațiile ce nu ne folosesc și care ne-ar putea încărca inutil mințile. ↗


— Jean-Claude Carrière


#memory #mind #dating

I want something that is nothing like the past. ↗


— Brooke Bida


#future #love #moving-on #past #change

isn't telling a girl you just loooooove eating horsemeat one step away from saying you haven't lived 'til you've eaten puppy skewers? ↗


— Rachel Dratch


#dating

The basic idea is that all things in the universe are intertwined. ↗


— Stephen Richards


#cosmic-ordering #law-of-attraction #mind-body-spirit #mind-power #money

He had to say that the thing he found most attractive about her was that she had tried to kill herself. Now that was interesting-- sexy, almost, in a morbid kind of way. ↗


— Nick Hornby


#dating

I’ll always be your friend,” he said. “Your best friend, if you let me. But I want to be your lover, too.” He groaned and shifted in his chair. “Soon. I want to be that soon.” Then a look came over him. “Oh Gina…I didn’t even court you! God, I should date you first before I beg you to take off your clothes! ↗


— Robyn Carr


#funny #humour #romance #romantic #dating

I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy ↗


— E.J. Eisman


#humor #dating

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier. ↗


— Caprice Crane


#humor #dating

Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months ↗


— Josh Stern


#commercials-furniture #dating #store-humor #dating

I'm a door-to-door telemarketer. I knock on phone booths and trade numbers, then verify a customer's credit card when she calls for a date. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #sales #telemarketing #dating






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