#mon

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? ↗

— Steven Wright

#had #like #million #monkey #write

We have had a very severe frost and deep snow this month. My thermometer was one day fourteen degrees and a half below the freezing point, within doors. ↗

— Gilbert White

#day #deep #degrees #doors #fourteen

A lot of people in the media, and some everyday people, really aren't in search of the truth. They're in search of something worse than that. Money, yeah. I think the media's the kind of a thing where the truth doesn't win, because it's no fun. The truth's no fun. ↗

— Jack White

#everyday #everyday people #fun #i #i think

Apparently, there's a little red demon dwarf that haunts the city, and before every major bad thing that's happened, it's appeared to somebody. Last time, he appeared in a Cadillac. ↗

— Meg White

#appeared #bad #bad thing #before #cadillac

We'll probably be working on another album in the next few months here. ↗

— Meg White

#another #few #here #months #next

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute! ↗

— Ron White

#her #minute #shut #up

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. ↗

— Ron White

#demons #had #i #life #my life

Given six months to live and being the fighter that I am, I set high goals for myself. ↗

— Ryan White

#being #fighter #given #goals #high

I remember thinking that I'd way rather give my parents my money, and not have to like have them go to work anymore, you know what I mean. Because I'd way rather spend more time with them. ↗

— Shaun White

#because #give #go #i #i remember

If you make a living, if you earn your own money, you're free - however free one can be on this planet. ↗

— Theodore White

#earn #free #however #living #make