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You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.


Bill O'Reilly


#could #down #get #jumping #monkeys

Do you like flora and fauna? How about plants and animals? Because we have more of that beautiful crap than we know what to do with. Charmingly domesticated troops of monkeys swing freely throughout our orchid-laden property. You’re probably thinking that a lot of all-inclusive resorts have monkeys. True, but only one resort packs a monkey for each of their guests to take home. You’ll be showing off more than a tan to your friends, you’ll be showing off a gibbon.


Colin Nissan


#funny #humor #monkeys #resorts #beauty

Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon. Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.


Eoin Colfer


#humour #inspirational #monkey #moon #visionary

I cook better than you," Nick corrected absently. "I think monkeys can probably be taught to cook better than you." "I'd like to have a monkey that cooked for me," said Jamie. " I would pay him in bananas. His name would be Alphonse." "I agree, that would be awesome." Mae said. "People would come for dinner just to see the monkey chef." "You're raving," Nick said, defrosting chicken in the microwave. Mae was a bit impressed with how he seemed to look at the appliance and instantly comprehend its mysteries, when she'd been heating up ready-made meals for years by a method of pressing random buttons and hoping. " I know that's the only way Jamie communicates with people, but I expected better of you, Mavis." "We're cutting out the whole Mavis thing right now, Nick," Mae said warningly. "How many bananas would be good payment for a monkey?" Jamie wanted to know. " I would want to pay Alphonse a fair wage.


Sarah Rees Brennan


#monkeys #communication

I don't want to sound pretentious, but you could hire a bunch of monkeys to be on a TV show, and if it's successful, then everything's perfect and everybody's happy.


Scott Caan


#could #everybody #everything #happy #hire

Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.


Kenneth Grahame


#lest #monkeys #refrain #sensibly #set

Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.


Paris Hilton


#baby #go #go home #guys #home

A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.


Robert Hughes


#determined #loafer #machine #monkey #more

You never monkey with the truth.


Ben Bradlee


#never #truth #you

One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and at one point, I had three males on my head and shoulders.


Carolyn Murphy


#head #i #laughable #like #males






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