#monkey

Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. ↗

— George Carlin

#cause #circus #got #just #left

If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey? ↗

— Steven Wright

#had #like #million #monkey #write

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan. ↗

— Jimi Hendrix

#chan #charlie #got #i #monkey

With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys. ↗

— Curt Weldon

#been #bunch #cnn #dumb #exception

You never monkey with the truth. ↗

— Ben Bradlee

#never #truth #you

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#disguise #free #free time #handle #life