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You know, if you have a zoo you don't want the other creatures to see you. You want them to hang out and act properly and, you know, when the monkeys will come and ask for the bananas, they won't act like monkeys. If you want them to act on what their true nature is, you've got to leave them alone.


Tarsem Singh


#alone #ask #bananas #come #creatures

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.


James Goldsmith


#monkeys #pay #peanuts #you

Pruned my subconscious. Discovered new shoots.


Sally Jo Martine


#contemporary-fairytale #fiber-art #grief #illustrated-fable #inspiration

I’d been traveling in Asia long enough to know that monkeys there are nothing like their trombone-playing, tambourine-banging cousins I’d seen on TV as a kid. Free-living Asian primates possess a characteristic I found shocking and confusing the first time I saw it: self-respect. If you make the mistake of holding the gaze of a street monkey in India, Nepal, or Malaysia, you’ll find you’re facing a belligerently intelligent creature whose expression says, with a Robert DeNiro–like scowl, “What the hell are you looking at? You wanna piece of me?” Forget about putting one of these guys in a little red vest.


Christopher Ryan


#monkeys #primates #intelligence

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.


Robert Wilensky


#internet #monkeys #shakespeare #internet

It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more to be anonymous.


Kevin Bacon


#anonymous #any #does #get #i

Don't sell your soul to buy peanuts for the monkeys.


Dorothy Salisbury Davis


#monkeys #peanuts #sell #soul #your

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'


Lewis Black


#cable #company #dad #dollars #father

No one is out to get you. It's just that... people are monkeys.


Stan Brakhage


#just #monkeys #out #people #you

In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along with many other Seattle musicians.


Jack Irons


#broadcasts #did #family #first #i






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