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I’ve found newspapers only useful as kindling material for campfires. It’s been said that newspaper articles are written at a fifth grade reading level. If so, I can’t figure out why journalists would write something that the average high school senior can’t even read.


Jarod Kintz


#high-school #journalism #journalists #media #newspapers

His high spiced wares were made to sell, and they sold; and his thousands of readers could as rationally charge their delight in filth upon him, as a glutton can shift upon his cook the responsibility of his beastly excess.


Charles Dickens


#food #newspaper #readers #responsibilty #food

And so it is to the printing press--to the recorder of man's deeds, the keeper of his conscience, the courier of his news--that we look for strength and assistance, confident that with your help man will be what he was born to be: free and independent.


John F. Kennedy


#newspaper #president #press #freedom

Shall I faint, now that I have poured out the spirit of my mind to the world, and treated many subjects with truth, with freedom, with power, because I have been followed with one cry of abuse ever since for not being a Government tool?


William Hazlitt


#freedom #government-tool #porup-satire #truth #united-states-of-air

Most neuroses and some psychoses can be traced to the unnecessary and unhealthy habit of daily wallowing in the troubles and sins of five billion strangers.


Robert A. Heinlein


#friendship #internet #news #social-networking #friendship

You totally need to watch the news." "Can't." "Why?" "It's too depressing." "Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.


Darynda Jones


#news #humor

The good news is there's no devil. The bad news is there's no heaven. There's nothing.


Kerry Packer


#bad news #devil #good #good news #heaven

Media work needs ideals. Maybe thirty years from now, after I retire, I'll see the media mature and make the transition from political party, interest group, and corporate to truly public. But over the next ten years, the encroachment of commercialism and worldliness will loom much larger than the democratization we imagine. -Jin Yongquan in China Ink


Judy Polumbaum


#efficacy #ethics #journalism #journalists #media

It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there.


William Carlos Williams


#news #poetry #death

Three centuries after the appearance of Franklin's 'Courant,' it no longer requires a dystopic imagination to wonder who will have the dubious distinction of publishing America's last genuine newspaper. Few believe that newspapers in their current printed form will survive.


Eric Alterman


#america #appearance #believe #centuries #current






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