#nic

In a depression, attendance to sporting events goes down, while the percentage of people fornicating goes up, because sex is free. I know, some of you are probably thinking, Free! Where do I find those hookers?! ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#economic-depression #fornicating #funny #hookers #humor

Yes, it must be something that goes very well with my voice, let's say something that I understand that this would be good communication with the others, and I don't pretend for instance, to look for music that would be something that doesn't go with my personality. ↗

— Victoria de los Angeles

#go #goes #good #i #instance

I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway. ↗

— Jennifer Aniston

#charming #good #i #liked #me

I'm very attached to Paris because I have a base there and am also recording there, but New York is home to me when I'm in the U.S., because it's nice to have a bed to go back to. ↗

— Keren Ann

#am #attached #back #base #because

Idealist: a cynic in the making. ↗

— Irving Layton

#idealist #making

Life is very nice, but it lacks form. It's the aim of art to give it some. ↗

— Jean Anouilh

#art #form #give #lacks #life

Antidepressants are very good, but it's a clinical cosh, really. Sometimes you have to be knocked out, just to stop; when you're in that state all you want to do is just sleep, and rest your body and your brain. ↗

— Adam Ant

#brain #clinical #good #just #knocked

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up. ↗

— Tom Lehrer

#feel #i #i feel #least #person

My nickname is The Fonz. My sister Lori nicknamed me it when I was younger and it stuck. ↗

— Nicole Appleton

#me #nickname #sister #stuck #younger

I went to school for about 2 years on a technical course, and I learned a lot. I learned about air mixture ratios and all the stuff; I learned how to draw blood. ↗

— Tom Araya

#air #blood #course #draw #how