#nut

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank wouldn't show for my wedding. ↗

— Sammy Davis, Jr.

#frank #got #hadn #i #minutes

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. ↗

— Jack Black

#i #jelly #make #mean #peanut

I love playing strong women, even if they're nuts. ↗

— Karen Black

#i #i love #love #nuts #playing

I don't pay attention to the number of birthdays. It's weird when I say I'm 53. It just is crazy that I'm 53. I think I'm very immature. I feel like a kid. That's why my back goes out all the time, because I completely forget I can't do certain things anymore - like doing the plank for 10 minutes. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#attention #back #because #birthdays #certain

I've got stuff about airline mergers, which just shows that my stand-up is getting more insane by the minute. ↗

— Lewis Black

#airline #getting #got #i #insane

Mel is nuts. He puts on a suit and a tie and acts like a normal person so people think he's okay. He's definitely out in left field. He's got the ambition of a boy. ↗

— Dom DeLuise

#ambition #boy #definitely #field #got

Those ethical choices often are made every day at a time, minute by minute in ways that you may not even relate to ethics, so I'm going to walk them through the whole story from that perspective and hopefully they'll be able to walk away with something good from it. ↗

— Jayson Blair

#away #choices #day #ethical #ethics

A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium. ↗

— Mary Kay Blakely

#because #call #child #cocky #driven

Flavor Five is a book with recipes using five ingredients to possibly be cooked in just five minutes. It will be very user-friendly for the home cook on the run. ↗

— Rocco DiSpirito

#cook #cooked #five #flavor #home

My first job was for a blue jean company as a sitting model. I posed for 15 minutes and made $50. It was 1976. ↗

— Janice Dickinson

#blue #company #first #i #jean